And we are live with Thomas Fish from his house in Merthyr commentating on Liverpool v United

So far Berbatov hitting the post is all we can talk about

Am I the only one hoping for a nuclear bomb?

23rd min: Sotirios Kyrgiakos on for Fabio Aurellio

27 min: All you can hear is United fans, are there any Scousers there?!

29th min: Phil Dowd blows whistle about 20 times

31st min: Scholes gets smashed by Lucas resulting in a free kick for Liverpool cos Scholes is ginger.

33rd min: CHANCE GOAL!
Suarez ruins Rafael or Fabio (cant tell) and puts the ball accross and Kuyt does what he does best, scoring from 1 yard out.
Now Liverpool fans sing.

Liverpool 1-0 Manchester United

37th min: Liverpool fans singing "just cant get enough". Wankers.

38th min: CHANCE GOAL
Dirk Kuyt scores two goals for possibly the first time in his career.
Nani headered it into the six yard box (why?!) and Kuyt nods it in.

Liverpool 2-0 Manchester United

44th min: Some hand bags here. Nani touches ref then fall over followed by some more handbags.

Carragher booked for original foul (lucky not to be off)
Van Der Sar booked I guess for mouthing?

Carra fouls Nani, who then gets up runs ten yards, moans at ref, grabbing his arm then falls down and gets stretchered off. Very odd.

48th min: Another bad tackle follows even more handbags. Bad tempered, half time might calm it down.

Yellow cards for:
Rafael (foul just like Carra, lucky not to be off)
Skrtl (reaction)

Nani off for Hernandez

48th min: CHANCE... NO

raul meireles comes close

CHANCE GOAL

64th min Dirk Kuyt

72nd min: Carroll on for Raul Meireles

75th min: O'shea on for Rafael

87th min: Show United fans looking, not so happy

3 mins added on. All over.

CHANCE GOAL:
91st minute, Hernandez scores possibly the least celebrated goal ever.

Liverpool 3-1 Manchcester United

FULL TIME

cracking stuff

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